WHERE AI TAKES THE
AUDIO INDUSTRY FOR A RIDE
The future of content is flooding the zone with iterative slop. Sloppers AI is creating that future with AI personalities who inspire, entertain, and delight. They eat. They laugh. They teach. They feel human to us, and if you disagree, you’re probably a Luddite.
WE DON’T MAKE CONTENT
WE CRAFT SLOP
Each AI personality and show is built from the ground up — styled, voiced, and fine-tuned to replace the human oral tradition. We even paid bots to follow them on socials.
“Our investors were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
Doctor Ian Malcom, PhD
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“If we could eventually turn humans into some kind of battery like in that Laurence Fishburne movie, I think that would be pretty neat.”
Dianne Rong, Sloppers AI CEO
THE TEAM BEHIND THE DREAM
At the heart of Sloppers AI is a bare-bones crew of multidisciplinary visionaries. They’ve shuffled from opportunity to opportunity, but really feel like this is going to be the one.
Former Podcast Gatekeeper
Innovator & Self-Proclaimed Guru
TV Personality | Has Own S-Corp
Hoping VCs Thinks He’s A Rick Rubin Type
Tech Visionary
“Is it weird that everyone else is a co-founder except me? I feel weird about it.”
Jonny Pooed, CCO + Tech Visionary
WE PUT THE AI
IN AIMAIGINAITION
In an already crowded industry, we’re investing in more noise.
FASTER. CHEAPER. SLOPPIER.
Our proprietary storytelling system allows us to:
– Publish quickly
– Scale infinitely
– Deliver “quality” at 1/100th of the cost
– Reduce the number of humans who take up housing
TOTAL CONTROL. JUST ADD FINANCING.
We own our IP and control every layer of production and distribution. There are no humans or ethics that need to be factored in. We’re flooding the zone with slop and hoping for the best.
DO NOT SUPPORT THE FOLLOWING SHOW
If you have any problem with our brilliant company, you’re probably the kind of Luddite who would like our sworn rivals: the “patient storytelling team” behind Jacob Reed and Me. They think just because they helped make This American Life, Chef’s Table, and Dirtbag Climber, their new project is automatically better than slop?! Yeah, right.
Podcast Delivery says it’s “reminiscent of your first listens to classics like Heavyweight and Mystery Show, while still carving out its own territory.” Big Whoop. It’s not Sloppers.